I went to Boston to look at two different apartments with Colleen Yanchuk… the real estate agent Marissa and I love to hate. I can’t believe we payed HER $1625 to open a door and walk around an apartment for the first time pointing out only the most obvious of things. It’s money we will never get back. Granted, we love the apartment, and we are very happy with choosing to live in Central Square, blah blah blah… We don’t like Colleen of Apartment Rental Experts in Davis Square. The pictures that follow are from a month and a half ago, when I drove into Boston to look at two apartments with Colleen.
It rained a bit on the way there and I hit a little bit of traffic. In stop and go traffic there was a truck in front of me with the best license plate ever. I figured it would be a good day.

The traffic let up and the rain started to as well. I neared the city, and had to snap a photo of the skyline… so I can get it tattooed on my back or something.

I had to drive out to Somerville to meet up with Colleen. I parked and met up with her at the Davis Square office.
The first one I looked at was really small and there was some repair work going on. Colleen and I walked in the door, making sure that was the apartment that I wanted to see, found out it was, but Colleen felt awkward about walking around the apartment while the workers were in and out, and we left in a matter of seconds. Literally. It was way too small anyways, but really, I didn’t get much of a look at the tiny place. The second place we asked where it was and ended up walking into the wrong side of the building, and looking at the wrong apartment #1. This one was in the basement and it smelt like garbage. We found the right one but the keys wouldn’t work. We had to walk a block to the Central Square offices to get the correct keys. We got in the second try and walked around. It was really small and quant. I was pretty pumped on it and thought maybe we should jump on it. Marissa was in Brooklyn for that week, cat-sitting for Christa and Jody, which made the apartment searching pretty difficult. I tried my best to describe it, but it’s totally something you need to see and be in to know if you want to live there. I left there pretty disheartened, not knowing if we should REALLY jump on this or wait. It was getting closer and closer to April 1st. Like, it was two weeks away. We were both stressing.
I talked to Marissa later on, and she found a place in Central Square through another agency and figured I should look at it for the hell of it. I called the realtor and made an appointment for a few hours from then. This would top off my bad day of apartment-searching, but in the end, make up my mind about where to live.
I parked and walked a few blocks to this place…

Not only was it a giant apartment building, while we wanted to live in a small house, it was on the same street as some cute older homes… and looked really ugly and out of place. I waited for the realtor (I don’t even know why). She pulled up in a black Mercedes SUV and parked across the street. The woman who climbed out was a scrawny middle aged woman with orange tanned leathery skin, fake boobs, bleach blonde hair, and a tight black pant-suit. Oh, and the biggest diamond ring I’ve ever seen in real life on her left hand. I can only imagine the guy who married this dreadful woman. I shook her boney hand and walked into the building.
Her, the building manager, and I took the elevator up to the 3rd floor, and looked at the apartment. There was a really kind woman working on moving her things out as we walked in. She was nice, but it made me feel even more awkward. It was like a really cheesy early 80’s hotel room. I looked around out of obligation and then we left. The realtor asked me what I thought of the place as she, the manager, and I took the elevator back to the first floor. I told her it wasn’t what I was looking for. That I didn’t want to live on the 3rd floor, in a large building, or anything like that. I felt really weird and as we got to the first floor I started making my way towards the door. I thanked them both for their time and left. In shock, I called Marissa right as I left the door and walked away as quickly as I could. Seeing that place for the same price as most of the other places I had seen pulled me back to reality.
Marissa and I talked it through and decided we should really just jump on the first apartment we had seen, the nice 1st floor apartment of a two family home. I figured if we are going to be paying the same price everywhere in Central Square, we should live in the first place we fell for, and really loved. So after driving back to Plymouth, I ended up calling the rental “experts” in Davis Square and telling them I wanted to start filling out paper work for our dream house. A few days later, after Marissa and I had both put down some money and secured the place, we finished the final steps of making the place ours, as crazy as it seemed. We have lived here for a month now, and are happy with our decision. Central Square rules. We are close to everything. And Boston is feeling like home.

Booyah!